fuckyeahelvislives:

Serious Crow is watching you masturbate. 

fuckyeahelvislives:

Serious Crow is watching you masturbate. 

Tags: animals

fuckyeahjosswhedon:

Michelle Trachtenberg with Katee Sackhoff on set of Sexy Evil Genius!

Mind gone to the happyfunbad place…

Tags: hot perving

peroxideshotstuff:

Titty Sprinkles!

And you DO read it in Morgan Freeman’s voice! :D

peroxideshotstuff:

Titty Sprinkles!

And you DO read it in Morgan Freeman’s voice! :D

Tags: funny

troveshare:

Unusual date ideas

Some of these sound really fun actually.

(Source: 9GAG, via tumble-of-life)

Tags: fun ideas

tovendmk:

Janus Wheatpaste.

tovendmk:

Janus Wheatpaste.

iheartchaos:

Yes ma’am, this is a crossbow that shoots circular saw blades

Yes, they’re small circular saw blades, but they’ll still destroy a torso. Somebody’s gonna be a total post apocalyptic badass.

“It shoots 50mm steel buzz saw blades, 0.8mm thick, made by PROXXON Germany. A electric motor makes it rotate, before its accelerated on its lil slide, towards the open end of the crossbow. Runs on 4 Li Ion cells 18650…green 30mW DPSS laser for aiming.”

Via

I am putting this on my zombie apocalypse shopping list.

iheartchaos:

The best corn dogs are Japanese penis shaped corn dogs.

Penis shaped hot dogs. Because of course you would want that.

iheartchaos:

The best corn dogs are Japanese penis shaped corn dogs.

Penis shaped hot dogs. Because of course you would want that.

Tags: wtf?

scotchtrooper:

chaplinnn:

Meeeeow.

Always.

KITTEN MITTONS!
I didn’t hear a *thing*

scotchtrooper:

chaplinnn:

Meeeeow.

Always.

KITTEN MITTONS!

I didn’t hear a *thing*

Pretty pretty pretty. Oh, you lovely little thing…

Pretty pretty pretty. Oh, you lovely little thing…

(Source: polygraphist, via scotchtrooper)

Tags: want animals